Real Slim Shady Philippine Basketball Gods

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a problem here...

Had the Phillipines been not suspended by FIBA and qualified for the World Championships, it is possible that we will be bracketed in Group A. Group has Argentina, Nigeria, France, Serbia and Venezuela. From that, I Post these questions...

Who doesn't want to see the Philippines Basketball team play these elite teams? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see Tony Parker play Jay Jay Helterbrand? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see Manu Ginobili and Mark Caguioa guard each other? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see James Yap trying to score over Andres Nocioni off a pick coming from Asi Taulava? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see Kerby Raymundo guard Darko Milicic? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see how Coach Chot Reyes handles the pressure? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see Eric Menk battle taller and stronger world basketball frontliners? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Who doesn't want to see fun and pure basketball? Please stand up! Please stand up!

Gentlemen, the real slim minded and shady caharacters of Philippine BasketBall, you may now sit down.

*Sitting down is an option but stepping down is preferred.