Positively Owned

I had a meeting with one 24 year old (yes, her age was a topic, as well as her address, friendster profile, salary, etc.) chinese girl (account executive) and my ring kinda got in the way. And so, I rest my desire, err, case. I am owned or shall I say PWNED. “P” for positively owned. If you’re pwned, as in pwned, this should apply too. Either way, this is our badge.