Soccer & Sex

• soccer is like sex, it takes endurance and a little luck to score 4 times in 90 minutes
• soccer is like sex, the more you do it, the more you’ll be addicted to it
• soccer is like sex, having big butt is a plus
• soccer is like sex, sometimes you have to fake it
• soccer is like sex, “helmet” is not required
• soccer is like sex, the more positions you play, the longer you’ll be in play
• soccer is like sex, you can go on for an hour of playing without using your hands
• soccer is like sex, before the goal, there is this intense build up of few seconds and the whole place explodes
• soccer is like sex, when working as a team, you’ll enjoy it even more
• soccer is like sex, sometimes you’ll need coaching to get the job done
• soccer is like sex, sometimes you have to pay up to get the best performer
• soccer is like sex, there is this move called “header”
• soccer is like sex, if you have the contract to play for a particular team, you are not allowed to play elsewhere
• soccer is like sex, rough tactic and you’ll eventually see the prize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CxXnqEdhQg)
• soccer is like sex, did you see the euphoria of the Indonesians after the scored goals? looks like 80,000 people having “O’s”