1.11.2011

Soccer & Sex

  • soccer is like sex, it takes endurance and a little luck to score 4 times in 90 minutes
  • soccer is like sex, the more you do it, the more you’ll be addicted to it
  • soccer is like sex, having big butt is a plus
  • soccer is like sex, sometimes you have to fake it
  • soccer is like sex, “helmet” is not required
  • soccer is like sex, the more positions you play, the longer you’ll be in play
  • soccer is like sex, you can go on for an hour of playing without using your hands
  • soccer is like sex, before the goal, there is this intense build up of few seconds and the whole place explodes
  • soccer is like sex, when working as a team, you’ll enjoy it even more
  • soccer is like sex, sometimes you’ll need coaching to get the job done
  • soccer is like sex, sometimes you have to pay up to get the best performer
  • soccer is like sex, there is this move called “header”
  • soccer is like sex, if you have the contract to play for a particular team, you are not allowed to play elsewhere
  • soccer is like sex, rough tactic and you’ll eventually see the prize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CxXnqEdhQg)
  • soccer is like sex, did you see the euphoria of the Indonesians after the scored goals? looks like 80,000 people having “O’s”

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